dear schools,

You don't need so many fucking holidays. I am trying to write/do housework. I'm not getting very far with either due the presence of my firstborn, constantly at my back.

no love,

Me

Dear Sam, Dean, Faith and Lily,

We'll try again later. I promise that I will get the hot sexing out of my head onto the page soon. And we'll work around Dean's gubbed willy.

Dear Sam, Martha, Dean and Jack,

I have ideas for you. Really.

Dear Dean or Sam and Belle,

You'll just have to wait, you naughty girl.

Me XXX