OH JESUS FUCK NO!!!!

THE SCHOOLS ARE OFF!!

I have no idea why. The weather's not bad. I can only conclude many of the lazy cunts teachers cannae be airsed tae dae whit thir paid tae fer decided they've got whatever winter bug is doing the rounds at this moment.

On the other hand, I have the tree down, teabreak and then I clean the rest of the living room then I do the bathroom.

And noo he's blethering shite about ownin ten Bugatis.